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30 March 2009

Spam #2

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One from the archives: text from a spam email saved from 2004. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.


Anonymous said...

Was there a phone number?

Anonymous said...

Can't believe you saved the email for 5 years. Why exactly? Fear of aging?

Gabriel said...

Ha ha. I didn't save the email. I saved the text, because the first line was perfect poetry.