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12 April 2011

Apologia Ignis


We incorrectly stated
that Julian Brooker, twenty three, of Brighton,
was blown fifteen feet into the air
after accidentally touching
a live railway line.

His parents have asked us to make clear
he was not turned into a fireball,
was not obsessed with the number twenty-three
and didn't go drinking on that date every month.

Julian's mother did not say,
during or after the inquest,
her son often got on all fours
creeping around their house
pretending to be Gollum.




From an apology in The Sun, 29 April 2005. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.

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