23 August 2013
The other day I saw a woman in an omnibus
open a satchel and take out a purse,
close the satchel and open the purse,
take out a penny and close the purse,
open the satchel and put in the purse.
Then she gave the penny to the conductor
and took a halfpenny in exchange.
Then she opened the satchel and took out the purse,
closed the satchel and opened the purse,
put in the halfpenny and closed the purse,
opened the satchel and put in the purse,
closed the satchel and locked both ends.
Then she felt to see
if her back hair was all right,
and it was all right,
and she was all right.
From The Windsor Magazine, November 1907, via Futility Closet. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.