23 October 2013
It was the most unusual inquest
since the Tory MP met his maker
trussed up like a boil-in-a-bag duck à l’orange –
with a noose round his neck
a bin-liner over his head
and a satsuma
stuffed in his mouth.
From So that’s why they’re called the Funny People, Mail Online, 3 May 2012. Submitted by Tim Benjamin.