26 February 2014
I doubt it.
Year man, hope so.
I’ve survived on ice cream.
It’s all good in the hood
I’m gonna get cained and wash-up
In the bath. Ahhh
The new terms will take effect from
with balls and like a man.
Start your year helping someone else –
Just destroy the toilet and leave non alive.
Lines picked at random from recent text messages received by class members of the year 2 Music Practice Degree at UCLAN (Preston University). Submitted by Winston Plowes with contributions (in order) from DF, TF, AL, BE, JH, KM, JH, MG, SO, LG, JL, CE, NW, CH and MM.