Commatose

The Board is mindful
of the guidelines produced
by the Association of British Insurers
and the attention being given
to CSR issues
by investors and wider stakeholder communities.
The Board acknowledges
the commercial and ethical importance
of the development and maintenance
of a culture of continuous improvement
in CSR matters
as far as they are relevant to the Group's activities
and accepts that
the implementation of a system
for measuring and reporting
on key CSR indicators
may, over time, be appropriate.



Taken from Harvard International’s statement on Corporate Responsibility, 28th June 2010. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.

Careering path

Intend to work

analytically, confidently

in

an ambitious and self

motivating atmosphere,

which would lead to

overall development

of my personality,

thus serving

the esteemed organization

efficiently, ultimately

paving a path to

a long lasting

and rewarding relationship.

A 'career objective' in the C.V. of an applicant hoping to join my company this week. Submitted by Alan Mitchell.

Like-minded thoughts

It is clear we share like-minded thoughts
around the opportunity to help
build the right platform in which to further
the dynamic growth of the Acme brand.

We look forward to building on
the discussion around integrating
the new branding into all the digital
elements of the brand, from the main site,
members area and social network spaces.

Excerpt from an email sent by a design company with whom my company is working. Mutual client name changed of course. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.

Flickr Case 1206715

I have escalated your email
to a senior representative
in an effort to obtain
the best answer.

Please allow some time
for a follow-up reply
to your question.



Email from Yahoo in response to my request to get back into my Flickr account 3 years after last using it, having forgotten all of my login and security details. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.