Cold hands

Feel me 'ands.
Go on, feel em.
Freezing.
I've got gloves in me bag,
can't wear em.
Make me 'ands cold.
Got em off our Mandy for Christmas.
I'll wear them next week though.
Going down to see our Mandy.
Look at me fingers.
Blue wi' cold they are.
Feel me 'ands.
They're freezing.



A customer in my place of work, January 2013. Submitted by Pauline.

Found

A black glove was found
In one of ground
Floor corridors
This morning.

It’s Woollen,
Large and
Black
With a ‘Thinsulate’ label on.

It’s in reception.

Email sent to users of my Computer Lab building. Submitted by Tom Cashman.