Shema

I am the coat
I am the jumper
I am the coat
I am the jumper

I am the magic dress



Signs in the window of French Connection in Newcastle, spotted on the 17th October 2011. Submitted by Marika Rose.

Ecce homo

This is the man.
What does the man think of grey and white?
The man likes grey and white, of course.
"Man should be brave."
Ah oui. And what does he think of blue?
It's perfect.



From the windows of a French Connection shop in Leeds, 9th May 2010. Submitted by Marika Rose.

Staring At Not Out

Cleaning
Instructions to be undertaken
by trained personnel only

Opening Window
Remove mishandling
block with black
key provided.
Press button
marked Press
whilst pushing
window open

Cleaning Window
Press button
marked Press
and push window
open to arms
length, then
continue reversal
by pulling
window from the top
until window
engages
with restrictor.

Leaning out of the window is not necessary for this operation.

Noticed on the pane of the new office window. Window spotting enthusiasts will recognise the instructions as belonging to the ECON 75 T.S. Submitted by Alan Mitchell.