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10 August 2012
Orange Juice and Ecstasy
I'm not going to lie,
it can be fun
throwing money over a naked midget
in one of the most famous
gangster strip clubs in America.
But after a while,
throwing money around is not sensible,
even if the midget is willing.
Dizzee Rascal in an interview with the Guardian, Thursday 21 June 2012. Submitted by Marika Rose.
07 August 2012
Lined yellow paper
feel like I don’t have to
know everything
feel strong like I could
do anything I want to
feel unrushed
something got after
feel like I know what I’m doing
at this moment
don’t feel alone or crazy
An anonymous pencilled note handwritten on lined yellow paper, found at the Charlottetown Confederation Centre Library in a book on Buddhism in 2008. It was topped off with a green organic banana sticker. Submitted by Steven.
03 August 2012
Whether you could bear the idea of marrying me
I can’t advise you in my favour because I
think it would be beastly for you, but think how nice
it would be for me. I am restless & moody
and misanthropic & lazy & have no money
except what I earn and if I got ill you would
starve. In fact it’s a lousy proposition. On
the other hand I think I could do a Grant and
reform & become quite strict about not getting
drunk and I am pretty sure I should be faithful.
Also there is always a fair chance that there will
be another bigger economic crash in
which case if you had married a nobleman with
a great house you might find yourself starving, while I
am very clever and could probably earn a
living of some sort somewhere. All these are very
small advantages compared with the awfulness
of my character. I have always tried to be
nice to you and you may have got it into your
head that I am nice really, but that is all rot.
It is only to you & for you. I am jealous
& impatient — but there is no point in going
into a whole list of my vices. You are a
critical girl and I’ve no doubt that you know them
all and a great many I don’t know myself.
From a letter written by Evelyn Waugh in 1936, after his first wife had left him, asking her cousin whether “you could bear the idea of marrying me”, found at Futility Closet. Submitted by Marika Rose.
31 July 2012
The darkness and the light
A creature born
within the comforting anonymity of darkness
Awakens in the harsh truth of daylight
It squirms
in the glare
afraid of the light
that pins it to the chair like a needle through its heart
Its heart beats faster
Panic starts to creep into its soul
Does it understand?
Or is it so blinded by the light
that it can think only of returning
to the velvet cloak of darkness?
No matter
Perhaps it is better that it doesn't realize
how close death has come
But make no mistake, there is no escape
It has reached the end, and soon it will die
It bares its tiny fangs
hoping for a chance to strike
to sink its teeth deep into the flesh of its tormentor
But that chance will never come
And somewhere
beneath the gleam of hatred in those eyes
lurks the certain knowledge of its impending death
And it begins to know fear
This is part of your guilt. You did this to me
And you don't even know who I am
I wasn't part of your war
I was an innocent
I'm glad that you remember
Don't you feel guilty?
Don't you feel ashamed of what you did
Indiscriminate killing
No sense of morality
No thought given to the consequences of your actions
That's what makes us different
The creature's diseased mind
cannot understand its plight
Its imagination is too limited
to perceive the truth
It cannot be saved
The creature's cries grow louder
but no one can hear them
It's time
From the lines of Silaran in Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episode The Darkness and the Light. Lines with plot points in removed and punctuation stripped out. Submitted by Wesley Brown.
27 July 2012
Dearest Jamie
I bought my lovely boyfriend Darren
your book for Christmas and i haven't
had to cook a meal
since
He went through the cupboards
to find out what we were missing
from your list and he even invested
£100.00 buying a magimix.
He stopped smoking Monday
and finds thinking about what he needs
to buy to prepare the evening meal
a good distraction from the withdrawal
symptoms.
Now i don't want you or your readers
to think that i'm complaining
because
i know i've got it made (he even hoovers,
irons and cleans the bathroom)
the only problem i'm having is that
everything
is so tasty i'm clearing my plate
and i'm worried i'm going to be
the size
of a house
We're moving to a new home next month
and he's informed me he'd like a black
gloss kitchen and a range to cook on
He bought me black diamonds,
I think he's a keeper.
Taken from a comment left on a dumpling recipe on Jamie Oliver's website on the 7th January 2009. Some exclamation marks removed. Submitted by Nikki.
24 July 2012
Drunkorexia
“Eatin’s Cheatin’” echoes around the office on a Friday afternoon.
Women pick over their naked salads and extra extra light low fat
Philly on Ryvita. The preparations for ‘Rosé o’clock’ are well
under way.
They’ll grumble through the afternoon and suppress the urge
to be
‘naughty’ whenever anyone offers a biscuit, sweet or chocolate.
Fun.
From Drunkorexia: A stupid name, but a serious problem on the Independent blogs. Omitted words: 'as' (line 1) and 'their way' (4). Submitted by Rishi Dastidar.
19 July 2012
Purge the entire board
Testosterone-fuelled silverbacks
eat what they kill
in under-supervised dealing rooms,
skimming fortunes
from everyone else's endeavour.
So far the remedies are
cough drops for cancer.
Taken from Polly Toynbee's Guardian column, Fri 6 July 2012. Submitted by Rishi Dastidar.
17 July 2012
Flower battle
Enter and stand
Enter, leap at, roaring
Back slowly off
Roar, shake arm, roll on back
Eat earth, throw rocks
Rush at and past opponent
Avoid, show back
Leap at opponent’s back
Miss
Return
(Without looking) avoid
Turn to face opponent
Catch head with rear hand (without looking)
strike head with forearm
Rise, stagger, roll on back
Roar, shake arm, leap on head
Avoid, back off
Roar, pursue
Leap at roaring
Grasp head with forearm
flick rear arm in arc
strike downward blow
Sag, moan, rise
leap and crush in bear hug
lift in air
Draw dagger
Stab in chest
Fall on back
Die
Advance calmly, inspect corpse
Back off
Basic fighting movements: a section of the perang kembang (flower battle) from a puppeteer’s handbook for the study of wayang kulit or Javanese shadow play. As found in On Thrones of Gold, ed. James Brandon, (Hawaii 1993). Submitted by Grace Andreacchi.
12 July 2012
The Legacy
The photos show a pool with a slide
and a sand pit - an idyllic family setting
separated from the gas chambers by just a few yards.
His grandmother told the children to wash the strawberries
because they smelled of ash from the ovens.
“So you ask yourself, they had to die. I'm alive.
Why am I alive?
To carry this guilt, this burden
That must be the only reason I exist
to do what he should have done.”
Goeth was played by Ralph Fiennes.
“I kept thinking this has to stop
at some point they have to stop shooting.
If it doesn't stop I'll go crazy right here in this theatre.”
She left the cinema suffering from shock.
Both she and her brother chose to be sterilised.
"When my brother had it done, he said to me 'I cut the line'."
Seeing his father's childhood home he broke down
kept repeating the word "insanity".
Taken from an article in BBC magazine about the descendants of high profile Nazis, 22 May 2012. Some words and phrases omitted for scansion. Submitted by Grace Andreacchi.
10 July 2012
Swallowing razorblades
Hollow man;
You’re over dead dreams—
Hopeless.
Picture perfect, pathetic.
Flesh, bone and weakness.
Five months?
Moments in oblivion.
Feed them to the pigs.
I watched a cold day in Hell:
Emotional breakdown,
Begin breaking point,
Romance is dead.
From song titles by the band Parkway Drive. Submitted by Elizabeth.
05 July 2012
we hail you with joy
your silence
has sounded
louder
than the jabber
of politics
and the clang
of military power;
out of deep darkness
your little lamp has
shone
across the planet;
your stillness
has moved the world.
Taken from the oration given in honour of Aung San Suu Kyi when she received an honorary doctorate in Oxford, 20 June 2012. Submitted by Ailsa Holland.
03 July 2012
You have an almost missionary zeal
So it's perfectly
possible to live
a broadly satisfying life
all on your own, communing
with high art, being a lonely
heroic figure that walks
that long, dramatic path to
the piano centre stage.
This all works fine
as long as you cling
to the notion that the music
you're playing is written
by dead, distant gods.
On the other hand, it all
blows apart when you start
integrating living composers,
as all the fixed points get swept
away; all composers take
on a human face, the church-like reverence
disappears, and suddenly audiences
become a collection of individuals
who may or may not
like what you're doing. Promoters
start getting nervous, so you,
the performer,
have to start communicating
fast. That's why.
From An Interview with Joanna MacGregor on SoundCircus. Submitted by Andrew Bailey.